halloween morning

Feel The Zeal.......................
Today was exam and the moment i saw the question paper i was left by myself , my answersheet and my blank mind. I DID NOT knOw much . even then i managed to pass the exam and cook up something intersting for writing (thanks to my hitch with a local newspeper for which i freelance) , i with my latest acquired knowledge from the person in front of me i did pretty well.,
My freinds mailed me and all they could write was you dont reply , mY answer to all you idiots is --- a**hol*s i keep on texting you and calling you , then why do i need to mail you back . GAAWD! but these nincompoops just dont undestand.
Todays morning was very surprising .
6AM. i feel my stomach cramping ,
6:10 went to loo but nothing landed in shitpot.
i come back to bed again
6:20 another spine chilling cramp and another trip to toilet but this time a successfull one .
I come back to bed in chilly winter and take a sigh of relief
6:25 another cramp and one more trip to loo , and i realise that iam down with loose motions.
While all the time i was shi**ing , i was wondering what went wrong ? what did i eat ? did i eat outside ?
suddenly it dawned on me that i had eaten 12 gujhiyas yesterday evening stuffed with fresh toned khoya(toned milk) and there i was with mugga in one hand and copy in another as it was my exam at 9 am .

I had managed to give exam but lets see if i can go back home without stooping by along the highway!!!!